Dear Ms. Plaid Shirt Wearing Gal,
Whereas I am sure you are a very nice young gal, I beg you to do a final mirror check before you leave the house.
Well, I am certain my fellow Costco shoppers were equally appalled by your outfit of choice.
And though I know that the circulation and movement impairing ultra-tight short shorts are uber cool, pairing them with a long button down plaid shirt is against clothing codes.
Meaning...I couldn't see your shorts. Leading me to think that a nice young gal was walking around Costco with just a plaid shirt and flip flops on. I had to stare at you for a good minute or two before finally seeing an swatch of fabric that put my curiosity to rest.
How about a compromise? Why don't you trade in your ultra short shorts and plaid shirt and instead go for plaid Bermuda shorts and I'll stop staring at you.
I think it's an excellent idea.