Public Service Announcement.
Yes, I AM going to the grocery store in my present state.
Yes, I WILL be wearing my UW Dental School white hooded sweatshirt with the big green and brown avocado stain on the front.
No, I WON'T be charming and friendly if I happen to run into you.(Not literally RUN into you, however, if I DO RAM your cart that is blocking my view of the assorted chocolate bar varieties, I'll apologize nicely.)
Yes, I AM feeling quite crabbified at this moment.
Yes, my immune system IS on an extended (read: semi-permanent) holiday.
Yes, I am feeling VERY thankful for a Gramma who lives in town.
YES, there is NO SOUP in my pantry.(No soup! No soup for you!)
Must remedy situation with the greatest possible speed and promptness. Grocery store here I come.
You've been warned...
*edited to add: Grocery store run has been completed, no cart-ramming to report*