Well, this is ONE way of guaranteeing a significant amount of Halloween candy left over for your snacking needs:
You can't quite make it out? OK, here's the close-up:
My neighbor said it was hilarious to watch the oblivious trick-or-treaters saunter up the walkway anticipating candy then run away screaming, "Swine flu! Swine flu!".
I'm happy to provide entertainment for my neighbor and a smidgen of exercise for those candy-laden children.
And now I MUST be going. I have a huge orange pumpkin bowl of candy that I must eat. It DOES have an expiration date, didntcha know?