You know it's a bad one...
-when you can smell her aroma from more than 4 feet away. For example, when driving and can smell her in the backseat. Not like that has ever happened to me before...as in today.
-when she screams the, "I have acid poo on my behind!" cry.
-when you can feel the wetness penetrating her 3 layers of clothing...to her shoulders.
-when you wish you could gown and glove up for the diaper changing procedure.
-when you lay down a protective layer FOR your diaper changing pad.
-when you don't dare wash any of your other clothes with the affected garments.
-when you wish you could do a surgical scrub AFTER the diaper changing procedure.
-when it is so memorable you can write an entire blog post about it.
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Ah, good ole blow-out stories. For the most part, we are past that stage! BUT you know, I feel like I have been dealing with poop of one form or another for the last five years. Oh wait, I HAVE!
ReplyDeleteYou know its bad when you prepare the bath water before you remove the clothing:) Oh Amanda thanks for the giggles I think we can all relate with this one!
ReplyDeleteBeen there. Made me think back to Rotavirus when it was coming UP out of the sleeper. No kidding.
ReplyDeleteI like the protect-your-changing-table-cover one - hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain! Hopefully these episodes are few & far between!
ReplyDeleteWas this worse than Jude's episode? ;) This should be titled "You know its Lance's kid when..." :)
ReplyDeleteOh those are AWFUL!!! Poor Emmy and poor you! In a positive light, there will only be so many of those to deal with in your lifetime and that's one less left in your future! Thanks for the laughs :)
ReplyDeleteLOL boy do I know those ones VERY WELL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo Megs, NOTHING will compare to the blow out that Jude accomplished...at least I hope she won't try to one-up him!!
ReplyDeleteYou know its bad when it's packed down to the toes of the footie jammies...
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