Dear Amanda,
Why why WHY do you insist on putting your good most favorite in all of our universe dark gray dress pants that you cannot replace as the store you bought them at three years ago sunk into the abyss of bankruptcy into the dryer just for a few minutes to get the wrinkles out before hanging them up to fully dry?
You KNOW you will forget to take them out and the realization that you forgot (AGAIN) will hit you in your forgetful brain when you hear the dryer buzzer go off. It mocks you, that buzzer.
You KNOW they will be just a tad too tight forcing you to do eighty million deep knee bends and squats to fit the ole' backside correctly.
But hey, at least you got a good workout in...
Love,
Your Forgetful Brain
Spray the rear with a water sprayer bottle and THEN do some squats, it will only take once or twice. :) (Waistband, too, if necessary.)
ReplyDeleteDear Amanda-
ReplyDeleteNext time you MUST dry your favorite gray pants, for just a few minutes, set the dryer timer for a short cycle. That way when, er if, you forget about them, the dryer will stop emitting its vicious booty shrinking heat rays. Wrinkled pants are better than tight ones. Although wrinkles do get pulled taut in tight fits.
Thanks-
Your Forgetful Brain
Ha ha ha!
ReplyDelete(Your Etsy work is lovely, my dear.)
UGH! I hate that!
ReplyDeleteI am glad I am not the only one who resorts to deep knee bends and sqauts to get a pair of pants to fit.
ReplyDeletehaha! i so dislike shrunken clothes!
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