I've started and deleted about six posts. I'm just not feeling the mojo today. I AM however, feeling the need to consume chocolate and then maybe take a nap.
For those who know me in real life, I am NOT a napper.
My naps require:
- 45 minutes to turn brain auto pilot on and fall asleep
- waking up in a stupor 3 (or more) hours later
- staring at the ceiling for 3 (or more) hours past usual bedtime
- and having a horrible zombie-like morning the following day.
But today I am actually considering it.
The chocolate? No consideration necessary. No 45 minute chocolate coma induction period. No 3 hour post-consumption stupor. No bedtime delay. No horrible zombie-like morning the following day.
The only opposition to the chocolate consumption is my scale. I can imagine the digital readout changing from numbers to "Did you really need to eat that?".
Being that I have the 10lb Ambrosia chocolate chip bag from Costco stashed in my pantry, it DOES make a good point...