Oh, hi underused, unappreciated Mr. Gym, it feels SO SO SO good to be back!
Whatddya mean? You don't REMEMBER ME?
Yes, I have a current membership. Really, I do! I workout here all. the. time. Can't you tell by looking at my fabulous bod?
Oh just shut up.
OK, well, I did before the kids got sick. And before I got sick before that...and before my husband was sick before that...
OK, Mr. Gym, maybe you have a point.
But hey, I'm here now, let's just move on.
Whatddya mean my workout ensemble doesn't match? So what? I'm just thrilled that my socks match. So what if I had to take a shower BEFORE working out to shave my legs!? At least I was being considerate.
Mr. Gym, you had better not snicker at me behind my back(side) next time I walk in your front doors.
I'll get you back.
Maybe I won't wipe down the weight machines after using them.
Maybe I'll wear stilettos and run a 5k on your precious treadmill.
Maybe I'll sing my playlist out loud for you to enjoy while I work out.
Either way, I'll get you back.
YES, there will be a next time!