The day the TV died.
On the day the TV died it was quiet and still.
Sure, we were sad to see it go but thought, "Hey, no big deal, we'll just do without".
On the day the TV died Mama sat and read the paper front to back.
On the day the TV died Bubbalu missed his Sprout, Thomas and Super Why and didn't understand why.
(Fast forward two days)
We start shopping Craigslist for a cheapo replacement!
While measuring the size of the TV, we turn the TV around, and guess what?
The TV never died. SOMEONE just unplugged it.
I have a pretty good guess who that SOMEONE was...