Wednesday, July 28, 2010

I Need A Clone...


Needed:

One Amanda Clone. Preferably one who loves to clean the house, discipline the children and maintain a modicum of order and sensibility. Needs to be subject to #1 Amanda's wishes and commands. Needs to be willing to play the "spaceship" game with Bubbalu and must display a thorough knowledge of sharpie removal tactics. Those frightened by loud noises or easily overwhelmed need not apply.

Does this little angel scare you?



Please don't apply.

Does this well-mannered child make you cringe?



Please don't apply.

All those left, please call 1-800-Mama-needs-a-clone...

A

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8 comments :

  1. I think we all would like a clone sometimes. This is an adorable post with two adorable little children who do not scare me one bit,how ever I have two little angels of my own and I have never had a reply to my wishes for a clone. Let me know if you find one;)

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  2. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Send over any applicants who enjoy cooking. I'll take my kids over the kitchen almost any day. But putting together 2-3 meals plus snacks and cleaninng up that darn kitchen . . . bleh! Love the pictures :0 Made me laugh on a cloudy day!

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  3. TOO FUNNY! I can SO relate...when Clones 'R Us opens I will be the first in line!

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  4. Hahahah....I laugh because I am OUTTA that stage. Sweet! Looks like Lil Chick is screaming so hard her piggie tails are standing straight up! Just wait until the teen years (or worse in my estimation...the TWEEN years!) Then the tantrums return and include slammed doors, biting the heads off of bats and head spinning around. At least it seems like that at times...Just a little something to look forward to! Amy S.

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  5. Love the pics! I think we all feel this way sometimes. My baby screamed most of the day today and didn't nap til 4:30. I did a Target run just to get away for a bit. Hadn't been away from the kids in over a week and I'm carless...meaning w/o a car since Joe gets the car during the day. I love my boys, but we moms do need time to ourselves a bit too. Wish I had a clone too :) Although I don't think my husband could handle 2 of me:)

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  6. I could not BELIEVE when Jude gave me that face....I can still hear the "Auntie Mimi" in that sweet voice and my pleads to PLEASE not squirt my camera! ;) LOL!

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  7. Ha ha ha ha...love it! :) I'd like a clone sometimes, too! One could get all the crafting done, the other everything else! :)

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  8. hahaha this cracked me up! i needed that today :)

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