What happens when your toddler finds a random misplaced tube of lipstick:

I managed to swipe a huge blob of it off his face before the picture was taken, but check out the bottom of the window. Seem kinda...pinkish?
Thankfully, Windex cures all, right Mr. Portokalos?
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Wanted:
Creative or basic entertaining young toddler activities. Preferable length of activity to last at least 20 minutes. Minimal preparation and clean up a must.
Please respond promptly to 1-800-Mama-is-losing-her-mind.
Thank you.
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Do these socks make my knees look fat?

Yeah, I thought so.
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