It's A WHAT Kind Of Dress?

Because what doesn't invoke thoughts of beauty and poise with the word 'sack' in the description of a dress:

To the Max - Women's Long-Sleeve Jersey Sack Dress:



I'm just sayin...

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Things You Learn In The Hospital 2...

Children do not enjoy visiting the hospital.

However, if you have a privacy curtain and daddy's slippers you can do this:

If you have a window you can drive your cars up here:



If your Grandma is smart, you can have a snack:

Or you can dance to the song Rockin Around The Christmas Tree:

Guess how much time that takes up? About 10 minutes. Then Grandpa and Grandma have to take me on a walk to see the fish tank ("Nemo!") and get some lunch.

Can you see why Mommy looks tired in this pic?



Oh yeah, and you can visit with Mommy a bit too. Cause Bubbalu is the very best medicine she ever received:



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Things You Learn In The Hospital...

What's wrong with this picture?

Ummmm yeah, I understand that this is a really uber adjustable labor bed and all, but really? Y'all want to take my LEGS OFF??? I see how that might make a delivery easier on everyone without those pesky legs in the way and all, but don't you think that it might be an overly drastic step? (no pun intended. Actually, strike that, yes that pun was intended. Yep, we're walking on the wild side today....ooops! Punned again! INTENTIONALLY. We're going caaraazy in the terhazzy today. Can you tell it's 6 AM and I haven't slept much? Me too. )

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