Plague Habits...

We have been afflicted by a plague over here.

I do not recommend catching this one. In the last two days I have blown through (literally!) all my tissue boxes and have taken to stashing toilet paper rolls in handy places throughout the house.

Because really, is there any difference between toilet paper and tissues? Don't they call TP tissue paper? And yes, I realize that certain lotionized Kleenex, Puffs etc. work wonders on raw undernoses, but I don't care to spend $6.00 per box. Especially when I need upwards of 5 - 10 boxes to survive this bug.

Side note: This is AFTER using nasal spray.

Tell me I'm not alone in my use of toilet paper to blow my nose?

And furthermore, do you make those little nose "plugs" out of twisted tissues? Because I am SO doing that right now, and the lady biking past my front window gave me a weird look...

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They're Conspiring Against Me...

I discovered that my kids are conspiring against me:



However, I am ready for the attack and will prevail...

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Re-Baptized...

Apparently Bubbalu didn't think Lil Chick's first baptism was legit. Mama came into the family room to discover her little baby like this:



Maybe that picture doesn't quite capture the moment. How bout this one?



Notice the pools of liquid on the Bumbo tray and that her hair is soaked?

Ladies and Gentleman, if it pleases the court, I'd like to enter into evidence exhibit A:



He doesn't look very remorseful, does he?

That'll teach Mama to leave out saline nose drops within reach of a certain tall toddler...

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