Would someone PLEASE point me in the direction of some tropical weather and a pool?

And pass me the Banana Boat, I wanna work on my tan...
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I want to be like Daddy someday, and have a little son.
I'll treat him like my Daddy treats me, I'll be his bestest friend.
Soon I'll be all growed up big and just because I can,
I'll still hug my Daddy everyday and say that I love him.

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Aunty Beth, check out my duds!

Here I am, wearing my chicky jammies. Mommy thinks it's hilarious when I wear them. Oh, and by the way, my head is NOT freakishly large in proportion to the rest of my body, I'm just leaning forward and trying to give Mommy a kiss.
SMOOCH!
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