Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The Case Of The Disappearing Produce...


I love the tomato vine smell on my fingers. You fiddle with the tomato plant a bit, pinching off suckers or draping the stems and leaves on the support wire and all day long you can catch a whiff of that yummy summer scent.

I've been looking forward to tasting that first bite of home-grown tomato goodness. I have three tomato plants currently doing their thing, trying to produce some fruit for me. They were purchased rather late in the game, costing a total of $2.50, so if I get a pound or two of fruit I'll be thrilled.

I've been watching a rather large and juicy looking clump of 6 tomatoes for a few weeks now. They're just starting to lighten and will probably be turning red soon.



However, when I checked them out this morning I couldn't find them. What the heck? Where'd they go?

The plants are up high on my back patio, surely an animal couldn't have gotten to them up there. Maybe some rascally neighbor stole them? Amanda, why would someone sneak onto your back patio in the middle of the night to steal 6 tiny unripe tomatoes? Really now.

I found no evidence of foul play, or animal presence.

What I DID find on the ground next to the back patio under the tomato plants:



A suspiciously gnawed on unripe green tomato that has the distinct teeth markings of a 31.6 pound offspring of mine.

When confronted, the culprit nonchalantly admitted fault.

Bubbalu, I hope they tasted crappy...

A

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Monday, July 27, 2009

Mowing The Lawn...


I have three lawns. They have grown in quite nicely, adding lovely ambiance and a splash of color to our home.

I have taken full responsibility for my lawns complete with watering, fertilizing and mowing.

Here I am mowing one of them:



See? Whoever said I don't participate in outdoor chores now has photographic evidence of my hard work.

My lawns can grow fast and quickly get out of control:



It's kinda like having a chia-lawn. It's quite fun giving my chia-lawn a mowing. More like a haircut.



Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-CHIA!

A
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