Thanks to my Dutch homeboy Chemist Conrad Van Houten, we have had 'eating chocolate' available since 1848. Which is when I started eating it.
At the request of a friend, I have something delicious to share with you.
How can GHIRARDELLI go wrong with any recipe containing chocolate? I mean seriously? They are chocolate experts! Of COURSE they have the best Oatmeal Chocolate Chip recipe I've ever had.
What? You WANT this recipe? You NEED this recipe to complete your fall day of cozily lounging by the fire, sipping coffee, reading something inspiring? You are standing in your kitchen, baking ingredients strewn about the counter, waiting with bated breath for this recipe?
Well OK then. If you really need it that badly, here you go.
Enjoy!
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Oh, hi underused, unappreciated Mr. Gym, it feels SO SO SO good to be back!
Whatddya mean? You don't REMEMBER ME?
Yes, I have a current membership. Really, I do! I workout here all. the. time. Can't you tell by looking at my fabulous bod?
Oh just shut up.
OK, well, I did before the kids got sick. And before I got sick before that...and before my husband was sick before that...
OK, Mr. Gym, maybe you have a point.
But hey, I'm here now, let's just move on.
Whatddya mean my workout ensemble doesn't match? So what? I'm just thrilled that my socks match. So what if I had to take a shower BEFORE working out to shave my legs!? At least I was being considerate.
Mr. Gym, you had better not snicker at me behind my back(side) next time I walk in your front doors.
I'll get you back.
Maybe I won't wipe down the weight machines after using them.
Maybe I'll wear stilettos and run a 5k on your precious treadmill.
Maybe I'll sing my playlist out loud for you to enjoy while I work out.
Either way, I'll get you back.
YES, there will be a next time!
Sheesh.
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