SCENE: Post afternoon "naptime". Mother traipses up the stairs and into her son's room to discover a problem, and proceeds to confront him regarding the problem.
....and....ACTION!
Mama (angry look on face), "Uh Bubbalu? WHAT. IS. THAT?!?!"
Bubbalu (matter of factly) , "It's a shirt, Mommy."
(Mama rolls eyes)
Mama, "Yeah, I KNOW it's a shirt, but what is everything else on the floor?"
(Bubbalu looks down at the problem)
Bubbalu (once again matter of factly), "Those are ALL of my clothes, Mommy."
Mama (growing in exasperation), "I KNOW those are all of your clothes, but WHAT are they doing ALL OVER THE FLOOR?"
Bubbalu (with a "well DUH Mama" expression), "I made a pile of my clothes, Mommy".
(Mama once again rolls her eyes.)
SCENE closes with son picking up clothing and Mother supervising.
Moral of the story: If you take all of your son's toys and books out of his bedroom to encourage resting during naptime, he WILL find SOMETHING to play with.
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I went shopping and purchased a clearance rack dress. It is a super comfy, flattering cut, knit dress.
With one problem.
It's BORING.
OK, time to sassify!
Here is the dress BEFORE:
Just yer basic knit black dress. With side tie straps that really don't do anything as the empire waist is already fully elasticized. They just make it look more maternity-ish. NOT cool.
SNIP those useless straps right off!
OK, next up, some BLING BABY. BLING. I found my bling at the local fabric store. Didja know you can buy lace and blingy trims by the yard? Yeppero! Here's what I found:
And I also bought some lovely blue-tealish taffeta that matches my snazzy new shoes.
First up, pin and sew blingy trim around entire neckline of dress:
Then wait a few days because you got too busy with the sick children. In between wiping snotty noses cut and create a lovely HUGE blue-teal flower pin:
Wait a few more days.
Wipe more snotty noses.
Finally, pin and sew a few more rows of sassy bling onto the front of the dress:
Use up extra bling trim to bling up your HUGE blue-teal flower pin and throw it on your now sassy dress:
Ahhhh. That's better.
I can't decide if I'll wear it like the above picture of if I will wear it pinned on my new thick elastic black belt (Megs, my beautificationist/style consultant, just fell out of her chair. Yep Megs, FINALLY bought a thick belt!).
I kinda like it on the waist:
And yes, I'm going to wear my new teal shoes with my newly sassy dress:
Hello gorgeous shoes. I've missed you.
OK now, get out there and start sassing up those boring dresses!
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I just bought these shoes:
They nearly jumped off the shoe display and injured me in their eagerness for me to purchase them.
SO sassy.
SO very TEAL.
I'm SO loving them. I may need to break them in tomorrow while going about my normal day at home. Won't they look lovely with my faded-to-gray-but-used-to-be-black yoga pants and oversized t-shirt?
I skipped with joy over to the fabric store and purchased a half-yard of perfectly matching teal taffeta...matching flower pin embellishment here I come! Pics to come. Hopefully. IF I can actually finish my list. Completion of list will require giving up exercising, eating and sleeping. SO not happening.
Anywho.
Then while walking through Kohls to get back to my car I spotted these little beauties:
(*SIGH*) Oh Vera Vera Vera, WHAT are you trying to do to me?
And yes, I DID say that out loud in the store. The shoe salesguy kinda glanced over at me strangely, but who cares, the shoes deserved it.
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