The other day I had to make an emergency last minute trip to Rite-Aid to buy more carpet cleaner.
I was NOT thrilled.
I ended up buying a deep stain remover as well as a heavy traffic entire room cleaner.
Uh huh. I was looking for mass coverage as well as focused removal.
Sounds delightful, no?
Followers of my blog will most definitely assume the culprit was the poo-on-the-floor 31.8 lb toddler, but no.
The offspring have joined forces against their mighty foe. Let's just say leaving a naked eight month old poo-factory alone for just a smidgen too long on the carpet to 'air out' isn't such a grand idea.
In my defense, I did have her on an absorbent pad and all...she just rolled off of it...cause she's smart like that.
Then she proceeded to roll around IN it and made quick work of spreading the 'wealth' to all corners of the nation. I'm pretty sure this was a joint collaboration between my two Poo Soldiers to see how frustrated they could make their Mama.
It worked rather well.
I'm gonna need a new battle plan...