I'm hanging out at the parents house when I hear a knock at the door. I look out the front window and see the UPS truck idling at the curb. I don't see the delivery person walking back to the truck, so I get up to get the door, thinking I'll have to sign for delivery.
Open front door, UPS guy is halfway down the driveway, and a quick scan of the front porch reveals no familiar brown wrapped box.
I YELL from the porch, "DO YOU HAVE A PACKAGE?".
Can't.Belive.I.Just.Said.That.
He looked at me funny, and said it was just to my right. Oh, yeah, there it is. Slink back into the house in shame, mortification, and horror.
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