Alrighty, you asked for em!
First of hopefully many sassified aprons for sale in the Vintage Dutch Girl Etsy Shop:

SUPER fun to make! Not sure I'd get a lot of actual cooking done while wearing this one...probably just stand around with a wooden spoon lookin purty and eating a chocolate lava cake.
Ya know, being a good hostess and all...
Amanda
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